Saturday, April 25, 2009

Total Drama Backyard

Total Drama Backyard
a series created by Matt,Jake,Maddie,andMary.Also called TDB. Is a series about campers going to this camp and each week the campers are faced with a challange.Who ever does worst at the callange is voted off.
characters
Crazy Joe: A insane kid who also suffers from ADD, anger management problems, explosive constipation,and bizzare concious variations of epilepsy. He has a very peculiar desire to dump maple syrup in his pants, making it hard for him to change his clothes or relieve himself. He screams...alot...like seriously. this kid is loud. he hates everyone on the show and loves to jump off of things.

Blind Harry: A blind fellow with a thick southern accent who has absolutely no idea what the heck is going on. He carries a cane, which is actually a hockey stick, that he believes is a guitar or a cheese grater. His hobbies include searching for the restrooms, getting wasted with Billy, and reading braille poetry. He also has stronger senses that don't include sight, like taste and smell, which he calls his "blind senses".



Erica: An Australian illegal immigrant who loves kangaroos, yet has a deep hatred towards blind people. She often talks of killing them and often harasess the poor handicapped fellow. She has few friends because she probably had the worst TDB team in history...(Harry, Joe, and Ashely? Seriously?)






Sally: A happy young girl who is very energetic and loves life and animals. Sally is one of TDB's strongets contestants, winning the dance-off, american Idol, the Olympics, and the nerf war almost singlehandedly. Her new obsession is coffee, which has caused terrible mishap for her team.





Esteban: A fellow who used to shovel crap in the fields of Esteban City, his apparent homeland, who now follows the dream of one day dancing and singing. He is very sensitive and often goes on long, ridiculous rants about the cruel treatment he undergoes...





Kunfu Kevin: The most unknown, unliked, unneccesary character in TDB. He has no friends and is a kunfu fighting poser who got the daylights beaten out of him by Sally. He suffers from extreme self-esteem issues.







Faider: A goth girl who hates everyone (especially Billy, Sally, and Blind Harry). She loves metal bands and strangiling small mammals to relieve stress. she often cuts herself, being an emo person, and also beats up Billy after his attempts to wooo her. Perhaps serenade would work...



Smash Rock: A ganster/greaser wannabe, who spends his free time combing his hair, torturing his brother Esteban, gazing at himself in the mirror, and dancing. He is very cocky and arrogant, and he is very obsessed with the three most important things in life, himself. He has a girlfriend named Cloe, but he flirts with other contestants and inanimate objects despite this. it is hinted that Faider has a crush on him but he thinks she's gross. however, the two work very well together as teammates.



Cloe: Smash rock's idiot girlfriend, who acts very ditsy and confused. She LOVES her bitsy pookums and never calls Smash Rock by his so called name, which makes us wonder if Bitsy pookums is his real name. Cloe has currently caused quite a bit of drama on the show, hogging the host's spotlight and hurting Billy's ever so fragile self-esteem. She is very loud and demands the spotlight 24/7. she claims to ghave been gassed and blindfolded, leading to her unlikely arrival to the show.




Ashley: A cruel, mean, popular girl who thinks she is superior to all the contestants (especially the host). Not much is known about her except that she hates Crazy Joe, she syas whatever ALOT....and she often gets caught smoking behind the host's house.



Billy: The very heart and soul of TDB, although certainly not the brightest. He loves his country and Faider with a burning passion. He is often very cluelsss of what others think of him, especially Faider, who rejects him on a seemingly constant basis.

TDB-Cards

TDB-Cards
enjoy your fav TDB characters in card form.